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I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. - Robert Orben Quotes

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.

American Entertainer Quotes

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. - Robert Orben Quotes

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

American Entertainer Quotes

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. - Robert Orben Quotes

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.

American Entertainer Quotes

Never raise your hand to your children ÃÂ° it leaves your midsection unprotected - Robert Orben Quotes

Never raise your hand to your children ÃÂ° it leaves your midsection unprotected

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. - Robert Orben Quotes

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

American Entertainer Quotes

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. - Robert Orben Quotes

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

American Entertainer Quotes Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. - Robert Orben Quotes

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards.

American Entertainer Quotes Family

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. - Robert Orben Quotes

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

American Entertainer Quotes Editor's Pick Funny Quote of the Day

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben Quotes

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. - Robert Orben Quotes

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh.

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If you can laugh together, you can work together - Robert Orben Quotes

If you can laugh together, you can work together

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. - Robert Orben Quotes

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments.

The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip. - Robert Orben Quotes

The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip.

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. - Robert Orben Quotes

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price.

American Entertainer Quotes Democracy

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace - Robert Orben Quotes

A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben Quotes

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?

American Entertainer Quotes

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. - Robert Orben Quotes

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral.

American Entertainer Quotes

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. - Robert Orben Quotes

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet.

American Entertainer Quotes Wisdom

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. - Robert Orben Quotes

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.

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To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben Quotes

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

American Entertainer Quotes Computers

A compliment is verbal sunshine - Robert Orben Quotes

A compliment is verbal sunshine

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben Quotes

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

American Entertainer Quotes

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! - Robert Orben Quotes

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

American Entertainer Quotes Editor's Pick Love Quote of the Day

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. - Robert Orben Quotes

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

American Entertainer Quotes

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket - Robert Orben Quotes

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. - Robert Orben Quotes

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds.

American Entertainer Quotes

Do your kids a favor - don't have any. - Robert Orben Quotes

Do your kids a favor - don't have any.

American Entertainer Quotes Kids

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. - Robert Orben Quotes

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

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I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. - Robert Orben Quotes

I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread.

Food

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. - Robert Orben Quotes

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

American Entertainer Quotes

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! - Robert Orben Quotes

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!

American Entertainer Quotes Luck

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. - Robert Orben Quotes

Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch.

American Entertainer Quotes

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. - Robert Orben Quotes

Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.

American Entertainer Quotes Inflation

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben Quotes

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

American Entertainer Quotes

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' - Robert Orben Quotes

Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. - Robert Orben Quotes

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. - Robert Orben Quotes

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben Quotes

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

American Entertainer Quotes

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